I am your worst nightmare. Your worst dream just became reality. I will destroy you vampire. You will always have to look over your shoulder bloodsucker, and guess what? One day you will be looking and I will be there. Is today the day? Is it indeed the last day of your miserable life?
Muahahahahahahaha


My good friend Th3 Re@l Dr@cul@

Declaration #2: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 07.06.2009 at 00:28:57 0 0 End war

Declaration #3: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 07.06.2009 at 00:36:53 0 0 End war

Declaration #4: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 17.05.2009 at 09:01:43 1 0 End war

Declaration #5: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 18.05.2009 at 09:47:52 1 0 End war

Declaration #6: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 19.05.2009 at 10:47:50 1 0 End war

Declaration #7: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 20.05.2009 at 08:41:46 1 0 End war

Declaration #8: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 22.05.2009 at 08:59:42 1 0 End war

Declaration #9: Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 23.05.2009 at 07:35:28 1 0 End war



Finally, MG's greatest player woke up with the guts to declare a war on me. Time to have some fun. The records will be updated daily until he deletes again.

Current Clan wars
Clan name Duration of the clan war Clan wars won Clan wars lost Action:
[1MG] One Man Gang until 08.06.2009 at 15:48:47 8 0 End war



TRD deleted again! Once again, TRD promises and doesn't DELIVER.

My last attack on TRD during our war. That's the best MG's best player could do. No wonder he deleted again, LOL!

My battle reports against The Re@l Dr@cul@:



Battle report from 04.06.2009 at 06:28:57
Name: Hitpoints: Health:
Werewolf [{TOT}] Phoenix Stryfe 232.87 10041.17
Vampire The Real Dracula 0.00 14117.13
Winner: [{TOT}] Phoenix Stryfe
Winner: [{TOT}] Phoenix Stryfe looted 0 Gold! Werewolf [{TOT}] Phoenix Stryfe received 0 and Vampire The Re@l Dr@cul@ received 1 experience points!

Why whine? Aren't one man clan for winners?

Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:35:57
Subject: Go Ahead
Message: Keep wasting your gold. Every time you declare a war it takes me less than 20 seconds to remake the clan. Muahahahahahaha

I replied:
Player: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:41:06
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: I will gladly use the gold just to see how many times you're capable of chickening out :)

Since you say one man clans are for winners. Why can't you win this time?

He replied: Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:51:20
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: I only fight when it is my idea. Not someone elses. Your time will come and I will defeat you, but when I am ready, not until.

I see that you copied my clan page when I was a fleabag on server 6. Seems like you cannot think of anything original. That's ok though. I won't sue you for plagerism.

I answered: Player: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:52:57
Subject: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: I am very thankful that you will not sue me. By the way, where are your war records and your so called victories? I can't see none now :(

He said: Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:54:44
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: I haven't added them to the page yet but they are all in a file. They will appear one day soon.

I replied: Player: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 00:56:11
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: You definitely sound like a genius. I am very intimidated by you.

Why isn't the "greatest player in MG history" ready to fight now? I am curious :)

He said: Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 01:06:24
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: That is part of what makes me the greatest. I strike like a thief in the night. When it is least expected. None shall stand before my mighty sword. I shall drink the blood of the enemy and they shall perish.

I answered: Player: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 01:08:49
Subject: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: I think I am very afraid now. If only your actions were as poetic as your words you would not be everyone's laughing stock in this game :)

He said: Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 01:13:21
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: Hahaha, that is a good one. You sound as if I give a rats ass what anyone thinks of me. Well I have some shocking news for you on that score. I don't.
Muahahahahahaha

They can laugh all they want while I am stomping them into a mudhole and then procceeding to walk them dry.

I replied: Player: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 01:17:25
Subject: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: Don't you in fact, think that if everyone thinks you're funny it's because you don't stand a chance against people that actually know what buttons they are clicking while playing this game? :P

He answered: Sender: The Real Dracula
Date: 10.05.2009 01:22:41
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: You must be talking about yourself. I of couse do not come anywhere near fitting that idiotic description. Perhaps once you get dry behind the ears you might see the truth, but until then this conversation is over. It is a waste of my time.

I replied: Player: The Real Dracula
Date: 10.05.2009 01:26:06
Subject: Re: Re: Go Ahead
Message: This conversation is indeed, having a toll on the vast amount of brain cells which I possess. The mind boggles at your lack of courage and lack of sense in your replies. I will be around for a while, declaring war on you whenever I have gold to see how big my collection of your deletions becomes :P

I would say peace out, but in this case it would be more like out :)

He said: Sender: TuRD
Date: 10.05.2009 01:38:19
Subject: Re: Go Ahead
Message: Get lost. I have no more time for kiddies like you who think they know it all, when indeed they have not lived near enough years to remotely know what they are talking about.

When nothing else works. Sulk! LOL! Get lost? He doesn't sound so brave now ;)



He sent this together with a war declaration: Sender: The Real Dracula
Date: 01.06.2009 15:50:42
Subject: WAR
Message: Now the time is right and I will hand you your fleabag ass on a platter kid. We will see how fast you delete your ridiculous clan when I am through beating the crap out of you next week.

Muahahahahahahahahaha

Later days loser!

TRD

Three days after his declaration, I sent this (The current war tally is 5 - 0)

Player: The Real Dracula
Date: 03.06.2009 11:05:42
Subject: My Apologies...
Message: I need a simple explanation of the words win and defeat. You mentioned them in earlier messages and I don't seem to remember the proper meaning of each. No, I do not smoke crack sir.

I was taught of as a child that winning means being successful and that defeat was being unsuccessful. I am looking at the war records right now and I am wondering if you really meant to give me an easy win. If that was your purpose, then I am very thankful of your actions. It seems that after all, one man clans are in fact for winners. Just not all of them.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Have a nice day my friend :)

Why delete the clan? Proves the point that you're a COWARD. I will keep posting here updates on this war including every time he deletes his clan because I declared war on him. The server will be my witness.